Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest sages the world has ever known.
Enjoy the following:
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
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There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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If you’re riding’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
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Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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